Yes, my boss is from a different planet.
Yes, his name was Juan and he didn't speak English, he was a good roofer though...
They shingle your roof.
I have seen ufo's but no aliens.
yes i saw ET but he was called home ..lol
I thought so, but people tell me that I'm crazy, so I've stopped talking about it.
if you go outside about three in the mornin, and think, 'okay aliens I know you're listening. you can show yourselves now.' nothing happens.
anal probing every night from this alien that sounds strangely like my neighbor.