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...everywhere has gotten loathsomely tedious.
foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F 8 Answers Mar 2 in Doing Good

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Sorry. The manufacturers of The American Dream have decided to discontinue that product, deciding to focus instead on a more exclusive customer ba<x>se.

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ohh, so it's invite only?

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Yes. You can get on the waiting list for the new American Oligarch Dream. there are only 300 million or so people ahead of you.

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if 300 million people are ahead of me, i am going to pursue the far more exclusive African Dream.

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Sorry to break this to you my dear, but the American dream is long gone. Probably shot out of a cannon or something. One day, I'll go chase down the pieces in a red shark of my own. I'll let you know before I cast off into obscurity.

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you won't bring me along :(

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lol, I guess I'll just put you in my sack and in the trunk then. I figured you'd be coming along once I let you know, but if you're going to play hard to get.... By the way, does this bandana smell like ether to you?

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Depends what package you're looking for, would 4 bedrooms, white picket fence and two Detroit gas guzzlers be to your liking?

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i would like you to lay out all the options on the table for my perusal...thank you, sir. such a professional.

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I'll need the title to your soul as collateral before we can put a deal together.

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nope...i need one too

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i have THINGSTA do. they make this isht so elusive, that NO ONE has the time to get their hands on it.

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haha i thought the american dream was life liberty and pursuit of happiness???

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The only American Dream that I know of is you!<br />
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You're dreamy, Foldie!

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*poke

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Tis true, tis true - I "poke" you...
In my dreams ;)

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Can I tag along ?

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how did you know that was my american dream all along?

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Great minds think alike monica.

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my name is brittany ;)

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Monica - mynigga

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LMAO the singer?

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"Loathsome"... is that where you hate everyone, or everyone hates you? Oh, well, I agree, anyway.

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The Real one - Or that joke that keep the bankers laughing and scratching?

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it depends what you call the real one....

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"That all are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" - That one.

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