Me to me. Did not work though.
Hey,,that is what the hooker told me 3 days ago. (then an hour later is was going by in the back of police car)
People tell me I look like Seth Rogan all the time. But Im famous for being able to take a ladies bra off with the snap of my fingers. ;)
No....I did have a dentist tell me that for about $13,000 he could make me look like a movie star.
My track coach used to always tell me he was going to give me pro laps. I didn't realize he meant while chasing me without pants.
Yes, he probably would have too. I thought it was crass to be a famous living poet so I took the train home. LOL. Truth.