Yes, my dog is Satan. Only the other day whilst sledging down the local hill with my children the "dog" decided to chase me and bite my leg on the way down the hill, i could do nothing and felt like prey being taken down by a wolf, i do not like dogs after owning this dog, give me a cat any day.
Me & all my belongings
I think my cat has tried, but I've never been able to catch him in the act. He just keeps giving me this death-glare.