Have you ever been falsely accused of farting?
8 Answers to "Have you ever been falsely accused of farting?"
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Aged around 7,I was sitting at a jehovahs witness convention(the big yearly get togethers)sitting with my parents in a row of seats,in row after row of seats.I farted that day as well as at any ensuing time in my life,and they were cabbage class guffers.Two elderly women were sitting in seats the row behind,and I will never forget the noises coming from them,starting as little choking noises,growing to louder noises of asphyxiation as the fumes built in density around a 10 foot radius of my parping actions,finally culminating in protests which were heard over the speaker,calling me a dirty little devil,shameful,satanic etc.I was gutted.I had really tried to stem them,but nature cannot be denied.
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I take the blame for my canine companion.
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Use to
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yes but i took the blame to not embarrass the *****
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Yes, and it was in a classroom, and someone blamed me and I was like "no I didn't" and the whole class started laughing at me, I didn't even do it!
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Yes. But I tell them that I did something that smelled that bad I would definitely take credit for it.
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Nope. I admit it when I fart. I take pride in my flatulence. I've never orphaned one of my own.
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by ScottishFoldCat Jul 21st, 2012 at 6:52PM
Who hasn't been?
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