No but this is a true story. This Russian cute co-worker tripper in the hallway and tried to grab me to get her balance back, she ended up grabbing my junk really tight. After getting her balance back, I smiled and she was so embarrasses, she didn't want to have eye contact with me for a while.
Thanks for the best!!!
which hole? lol
yeah it got stuck for quite a while :P
Yes! I had to see a nurse and she had to use butter to get it out! Lol it was someone coke can hole tho... Yea.
Well I thought it was butter... Oh wait :(
What are we supposed to do when you play Doctor?
No, but I did pull out a plum once. Didn't know what do with it, so I stuck it under her pillow.
once and she slapped me.
not my finger,,,, my watch
yeah…the explaining I had to do was something fierce lol
How did you know? They got upset I stretched it out lol
No. I just pulled it out quickly like a bandaid
can't say I did actually...lol
I try desperately hard to keep my fingers out is other peoples' tight orifaces.
that would be reall to tight,,