Have you ever gotten an awful fortune in your fortune cookie?

Asked By: Hermey 36-40, M 5 months ago

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Posted by Bandiroux Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:58PM

Mine said " You are going to get sick from the meal that you just ate because it was mixed in the dirty urinal in the mens room" ---- Actually it cleared out my sinuses - go figure.

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Posted by musicbook Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:55PM

"Your fortune is in a different cookie."

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Posted by amdc64 Jan 17th, 2013 at 2:07AM

I've gotten a blank one. I guess it's open to interpretation..

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Reply by Hermey Jan 17th, 2013 at 9:47AM

it's telling you to make your own future. That's a rare gift. I think you're supposed to write your own fortune on that paper, and then tuck it away and read it again 10 years from now to see if it came true. Write a great one.
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Posted by aquarius3 Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:21PM

yes depression may be at you door step.

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Posted by DivineStitches Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:58PM

nop. the way commercialism works, they can't directly give a bad fortune. just advice and such

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Reply by Hermey Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:03PM

I imagine some disgruntled worker in the factory putting curses into the cookies instead of happy fortunes.
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Reply by DivineStitches Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:04PM

lmao
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Posted by mkeningersoms Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:54PM

NO. I've honestly wanted one though... Someday I will open one at it'll say "Beware the Ides of March!" I will feel like Julius Caesar.

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Reply by Hermey Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:03PM

just watch your back that day.
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Posted by Vessa Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:53PM

Only that time I opened one and there was NO fortune in it.

Felt kind of ominous.
Oh well.

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Reply by Hermey Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:04PM

Well... did anything bad happen?
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Reply by Vessa Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:07PM

Well.....lots of bad things have happened. But that means the cookie was wrong in that it seemed to mean i would have no fortune at all. Even a bad fortune is still a fortune. Hmm. Maybe my future just left the cookie "speechless". ;)
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Posted by iwantpizza Jan 16th, 2013 at 9:52PM

LOL

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Reply by Hermey Jan 16th, 2013 at 10:04PM

LOL? My fortune said ROFLMAO
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Reply by iwantpizza Jan 17th, 2013 at 10:17PM

I said, "LOL" because the notion of a terrible fortune inside a fortune cookie struck me as funny. But I don't think a fortune that says ROFLMAO is terrible. I think it's cute.
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