Have you ever read the longest English novel in existence? Here's an excerpt:
Blah intimidated, they blah to blah blah, where blah and blah passed a blah blah. Blah little blah that blah blah one blah surprised to blah what blah their blah were blah.
‘I always blah a blah to blah a blah,’ he blah blah.
‘I like blah.’
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5 Answers to "Have you ever read the longest English novel in existence? Here's an excerpt:"
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what is that, james joyce's ulysses lol
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Ever read Finnegan's Wake?
I read the first sentence and wanted to cry. here's an excerpt: "All the vital-mines is beginning to sozzle in chewn and the hormonies to clingleclangle, fudgem, kates and eaps and naboc and erics and oinnos on kingclud..."Like (1)
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Read it in my lunchbreak......Ending was a bit weak though.
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War..... what is it good for, Absolutely Nothin, Auh!
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Posted by faeryflutterthe1andonly Nov 30th, 2012 at 4:35PM
War and Peace...
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Reply by sittingintraffic Nov 30th, 2012 at 4:36PM
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Reply by turtlesplash Nov 30th, 2012 at 4:36PM
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