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Have you ever tried to squeeze your a$$ into a tight pair of jeans?

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    blonde2521 - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by blonde2521 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:53PM

    all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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22 Answers to "Have you ever tried to squeeze your a$$ into a tight pair of jeans?"

  1. pixelbest - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by pixelbest Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    In my youth oh yes, lay on the bed and the coat hanger trick to pull up the flies.

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  2. blonde2521 - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by blonde2521 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:59PM

    me too lol

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  3. pixelbest - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by pixelbest Dec 17th, 2012 at 4:41PM

    No more leverage with a hanger, that way you can use both hands : )

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  4. bmaninca - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by bmaninca Dec 17th, 2012 at 4:14PM

    Luckily I havent worn those nut crackers since the 80's

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  5. gooseyloo - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by gooseyloo Dec 17th, 2012 at 4:07PM

    Yes and then I realized how dumb that is. Especially for me. I look much better in a looser pair of 18 pants than trying to say I wear a 12 ;-)

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  6. Spiralescent - 70+ years old - female

    Posted by Spiralescent Dec 17th, 2012 at 4:00PM

    yeah, I ended up getting a size larger XD

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  7. PrincessLadybug - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by PrincessLadybug Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:57PM

    sadly yes- i have a lot of junk in the trunk

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  8. Randomguy22 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Randomguy22 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:57PM

    Yep after i piled on weight last xmas. CHAFFING!

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  9. MarsT - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by MarsT Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:56PM

    Its not my *** I'm worried about. Its my balls..

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  10. peejay123 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by peejay123 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:55PM

    Yes, best way to have a fun, naughty day :)

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  11. dfwgirl - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by dfwgirl Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:55PM

    Yeah it was sad
    had some jeans altered bc I have a small waist and bigger hips
    and my damn tailor took too much in... and it was just sad!

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  12. Hermey - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Hermey Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:55PM

    fortunately guys don't have to do that

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  13. AlDemone - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by AlDemone Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    Pliers help.

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  14. AussiePrincess - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by AussiePrincess Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    yeah i try

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  15. edinburgh1964 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by edinburgh1964 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    aye, and my willy bust the zip

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  16. baron34 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by baron34 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    Yeah, too often.

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  17. Coldwarrior - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Coldwarrior Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    No, but I would like to squeeze your *** in your tight *** jeans!!

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  18. Unquestioned - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Unquestioned Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    Yeah and I get trouble squeezing the front in as well.

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  19. FordPrefect42 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by FordPrefect42 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    Nope! I enjoy breathing a little too much to do that to myself ;-)

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  20. Nightfell - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by Nightfell Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:54PM

    Yes. It surprised me. I thought I could fit everything until that faithful day.

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  21. cbk69 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by cbk69 Dec 17th, 2012 at 3:53PM

    I like tailored rather than tight clothing and rarely wear jeans.

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