i always had a fantasy where a beautiful woman would shave my head bald.. and then crack eggs on my head and laugh. i searched the whole internet and couldn't find a single video about this. :(
yes, I had a college teacher who was bald and an *******, I wanted to crack eggs on his head, and do worse things to him
There was once a bald man who was killed by an eagle dropping a turtle on his head, because he apparently mistook his head for a rock, lol!