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Couldn't really explain why I was on top of my pillow..😆😂
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One time I was topless in my bedroom smoking marijuana from a bowl with a guy from my school. I was about 14. My mother walked in and her only comment was "You had weed and you didn't share? What the hell is your problem?!"

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👏👏

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*bows* And this is why I love my mother. It's also why she died way too early XD With the amount of alcohol, cocaine, and pills she did...yeah.

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damn wish I had a mother like that.

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My mother was a Roma Gypsy, like I am. There were VERY few things on this Earth that she was offended or insulted by, and sex and weed were certainly not two of them. The first time I smoked was when I was 13 and my mother asked if I'd like to try a hit off her bowl.

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Awh. sorry to hear that.

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I miss her, but I don't miss the coke-induced sociopathic rages she had. She's probably better off now. :o

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lol i want a mom like dat xD

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aw thats sad D: but those moms r cool

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OMG..LOL I just wait till my mother is sleeping.

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Oh dude my friend waited until his parents were sleeping and then he put on his headphones to his laptop to watch videos and he forgot to plug them in! So he woke his parents up with the laptop making all sorts of moaning and squealing noises.

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Lol..sometimes that's too long 😂

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LOL

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well i was doin dat stuff again and my mom walked in and it was awkward :I why am i saying dis

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Let it out lol.

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it was even more awkward wen my dad walked in too so we didnt talk until like 2 weeks later

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Oh my..✋lol

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it was horrible and i was lonely for quite some time since i dont got friends

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I have many many acquaintances..I feel the same.

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at least im not the only one >.<

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My dad walked in on me while I was with a guy...sooooo awkward...

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My dad probably would have had a heart attack right then and there..

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lol, I was 16...

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I'm about to turn 17 on the 14th haha. Speaking of which I hope to get drunk as **** even though I've never been lol 🍻🍷🍹

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Eh, I never liked alcohol. I did worse things when I was 15...

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😱😱i don't do much as it is. I really have no life lol

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Meh, what I did wasn't what you would want to call a life. More like...self destruction. I didn't care about myself, what happened to me, anything. I was very lucky that I have less bad memories than I could have...

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Oh I see. I know some like that. I wanna feel happy for once in awhile even its for a little while, i been craving drugs and alcohol.

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Honestly, better if you don't start. My mom told me, after I was clean and not using any more, that she notices how much damage the drugs did to me and I find I have more difficulty with communication now than I did before I started using.

My typing is fine, but speaking, it is much more noticeable.

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I just want it once ya know? I wanna see what it feels like..

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As a good little adult, I am supposed to tell you, "No, bad". But, to me, it is an experience. It can be good, or bad, but it is just an experience. But, just be very careful, especially with who you try with, because worse things can happen.

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Lol! I couldn't explain what I was watching! Poor pillow!

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Are you kidding? The pillow was begging me not to stop. 😀

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Lmao the pillow liked it? xD

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Loved it..every single second 😂

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🙊

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and if you heard the things he was saying..😱haha

Juusssst kidding lol

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It's a he? 😨

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Yes of course. Lol

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I'm laying on a pillow at the moment, does that mean I'm laying on a guy 😰😧😦😲

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They knew.

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LOL Kinda gross given you're age, but still pretty funny.

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Its gross I was on my pillow? 😑

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xD! "Have your parents walked in on you", "Can't explain being ontop of a pillow", I'd like to say that my dirty mind misunderstood.. but common, that's pretty openly suggestive!

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lol xD

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And...you think that just because someone is under 18 that they never do anything even remotely sexual? Seriously?

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No lol, I never once came close to saying that they don't haha.

I said her story was funny, granted the situation o.O?

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Ha, that reminds of the time at school when some kid was like "When you're 18, you can have sex". Then some other kid argued that his cousin had had sex when he was only 17, lmao.

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Mhm..lol

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walked in how?

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like walk in ur room without knocking while ur doing that STUFF yknow?

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wait what? you mean like jacking off?

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yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa but in the girl situation :I yupppp...

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oh, I haven't done that in like a year
but when I did try it out, it was at night before sleeping, under the blankets. It didn't feel good like people SAID it would, so it's not something I do on a regular basis, but I don't get why people would do it during the day and stuff when their parents are walking around

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then maybe ur doing it wrong xD

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its just those times wen u really feel it and u wanna so u cant help it

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well I don't really feel anything.
Take a finger in one hand and rub it for 5 seconds.
That's what it feels like to me. Just touching another body part, nothing good.

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lol

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