It's like reading a Star Trek novel....once you get past the smell it's all down hill from there or at least that's what my GF says...lol
Well I have never decapitated a head and gave it to someone but if I do I'll let you know!
I knew what you meant, I was trying to be funny. A failed attempt I guess.
Yay! Glad it made you laugh. I knew I was funny! xD and I will! I don't know what it's like, never given one.
No I haven't and I am not into women but there's nothing wrong with that if I was and I am just not that person who goes around doing that, you know. I am not the only one, too. To be honest I feel I should do what i am comfortable no matter what my age is.
according to my wife "it's like having a **** shoved into your mouth" which, if I'm honest sounds true enough but is not that helpful:)