Only if "Randi" is female...
Well if the Randy you speak of is female, send her over and I'll give her a feel, if male, I believe I'll pass.
I would do if you had a naughty profile pic :)
Your avatar reminds me of Brian Froud for some reason. lol
Nope....he wouldn't sit still long enough
I beg your pardon, it isn't proper for one man to "feel" another man.
I feel sandy right now.
No I feel I need few shots of brandy