In Honeymoon room and crying about the inpending doom. It will be gloom because he will be trying to hump a Moon.
Hiding in the bathroom! <br />
Thinking he is a loon! <br />
Doesn't want to spoon! <br />
It could be his DOOM!<br />
I'm just a skinny girl so does this mean I will be no bride?......Please say yes...lol
We sang it here too sweetie...lol
Why is he calling the bride big fat and wide? He must not know what true beauty is.Just sayin, maybe she should take the crock pot and dip out.
Thats a terrible song to sing to a bride. May as well put a back up beeper on her.
I got ya. Kids songs are usually morbid though. Fairy Tales too.
Alcohol. Copious amounts.