George W. Bush is invited to teach a first-grade class for a day at school. He arrives and teaches a number of different subjects, math, science, history etc. During vocabulary, he asks, "Okay, kids, who can tell me what the word 'tragedy' means?"<br />
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Teddy raises his hand and says, "If someone backed up in their car and ran someone else over, that would be a tragedy."<br />
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Bush says, "No, Teddy, that would be an accident."<br />
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Suzie raises her hand and says, "Well, if a school bus filled with kids fell off a cliff and everyone died, that would be a tragedy."<br />
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Again, Bush says, "No, Suzie, that would be a great loss."<br />
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The room goes quiet for awhile.<br />
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Finally, after an awkward silence, little Johnny raises his hand, and Bush says, "Yes, Johnny?"<br />
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Johny says, "If you and your family were on Air Force One and it got blown up by friendly-fire missile, that would be a tragedy."<br />
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Bush says, "Very good, Johnny. Now, can you tell me why that is a tragedy?"<br />
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Johnny replies, "Well, I wouldn't call it a great loss, and I don't think it would be an accident."

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two mormons are met at the door by little johnny. holdinh a glass of brandy in one hand, and a joint in the other. "err young man is your mother or father home?" they asked... "what do you phuckin reckon" johnny replied

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I'll Give you proper credits for one thing , There was No Profanity posted here , Now here's one of EP's Shortest jokes ever , Young boy was taking a bath and took notice of his natures gifts , Hes asked his mother , Hey Mom are these my brains , Gentaly she replied : Not yet dear but they will be .

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yep that is an old one, i heard that one when i was ten, 43 years ago

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omg! i haven't heard that in so long lol!

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