Why is the writer of Twilight still alive? arent you really offended to be made out to be a ****-sucking emo ***** that sparkles? I would be if i were a vampire.<br />
I think the fact that the writer of Twilight is still alive and unharmed is proof of the non-existence of REAL vampires.
lol, ok that alone makes me not believe you.
Nobody takes a smear campaign that lightly.
And how has being given a bad rep caused complications?
There are just no words... sorry, im going to stop bothering you.
How are things going at school?
how to do you make the most delicious cocktail blood?
Yes I do, You didn't hide your IP address did you?
Well as a member of the Fearless Vampire Killers you must know that the regional office is on the lookout for you. You screwed up, blueberry.
Do you burst into flames when you go in the sun?
do you own apair of false teeth
its just mine arent sharp enough
Last vampire that admitted that they were one has her fangs in my collection. Problem?
Pliers, holy water, and a little patience.
How sharp are your FANGS!!
What's your real age?
So, your body will alway remain that of a 14 year old.
How do you feel about that? How are you going to deal with it in the future?
Well, as long as you are well endowed you will have it easy to lure your prey into you trap! And with your everlasting young and tender body you will easily find lovers throughout the centuries.
Otherwise things might get quite complicated and remain complicated forever!
Whose blood is ur favourite...and would u like to suck my blood?
Then u r most welcome to drink mine whenever u feel thirsty
Do you sparkle or do you murder people for pure pleasure and fun?
so, question time. I just want to figure out what sort of vampire your aming for here. haha
1. Does sunlight kill you? If not, can you get a tan?
2. If you can't get a tan, how much sun can you be in before you get cancer?
3. Do you get sunburned? (if you don't get a tan that is)
4. Can you be around/ close to garlic?
5. Do you have any restrictions upon entering a house (because of being a vampire)?
6. When you kill ,for example, a deer, do you get lost in bloodlust and keep killing whatever happens to pass, or do you just chill and go on like nothing?
7. Do you ever kill humans? If so, how many have you killed?
8. Have you ever met any other vampires? If so, how were they different?
9. Are your fangs always visible?
10. Do you eat regular food?
11. Do you age (as in the body ages)?
12. Can you die of old age?
13. Can you survive without breathing?
14. Can you transform into a bat? haha Silly one.
15. Does your family know you are a vampire? If that's the case, what do they feel about it?
okey, so basically, the old myths and movies had it ALL wrong. The new ones were closer. In that case... Vampires are op, nerf now. haha (every gametalk ever refference)
oh, another question. Do you have superhuman strengh? If so, in what way(s)?
Why aren't you doing your homework instead of being on EP?
Congratulations, you're a smart girl. :)
*blows off your head*<br />
Thats for making twilight possible you fanged anmemic son-of-a-*****!!!<br />
*btw, good evening from the united kingdom
Are you able to "sense" people and such and what they are about?
Yes, it did, thank you. Also, are you able to influence other people's emotions? Sorry for all the questions!
Can I please have one of those fangs ? I collect vampire fangs.
Why do you think you're a vampire?
How do you feed?
Om nom nom nom
How does it feel, not being real and all
Good question, but you just think you feel, it's all illusion, vibrating light anyway.