i am not a midget!
I know, he was one of the Oompa-Loompa rejects. That guy has been bugging me latey. My candy drawer keeps getting ransacked dag-nab-it!
he was following a guy making a giant S with his arms
think they were attending a renaissance faire
Yes! He raided my underwear drawer!
I think he's hiding in the cupboard
LOL. Nope, I didn't see him but you will be the first to know if I do!
Donald Trump? I don't think he can run.