please get you eyes checked.
I wish. I'm old fat bald and ugly. you are the one with beauty.
still not ugly!!!!
I cornered the market on ugly, sorry.
I'll tell you how after you tell me how you did it first?
Oh my, now that is "a perfect lie"
:-*) thats almost what he said.. "you have caused an involuntary hardening due to increased blood circulation around my head.
Baby, with a face like this... it's all natural.