Do I get to have a ride later in the Rape-mobile?
I'll say yes,but only if u put ur hands on ur hips & vulgarly thrust at me while yelling "i got ur all day sucker right here"
Seriously when i turned 21my mom had this older friend with no teeth that would always ask me calmly "hey little boy u want a peice of candy" and then chase me around the bar
you can totally interest me in some candy ;)
My mommy told me never to take candy from strangers.<br />
What's your name?
Nice to meet you Jess. Can I have some candy now?
Sure, you want me to get in the van first so we can get that out of the way ?
Ok I will eat the puppies first