I was just using my left pointer finger...but I can switch it up if you like
Sorry that was my nose.
a mushroom on a stick
Well, after you pulled on that lovely pair of tan stockings I bought you I could see straight because I was so horny. Sorry. I bumped in to you with my excitement!
your not complaining are you?
An unwashed cat paw that has been festering in milk for 3 long days.
Well a poker of course, don't be silly!