Toasted bread. Mayo. Avocado. Jalapenos. Roast Beef. Pastrami. Melted provolone and pepper jack cheese.
I was soooo close to make an exlax sandwich until the detail part
Hello floor, make me a sammich.
You don't go on XKCD, do you...
Sudo- is a Linux command in which it gives the user forced control over an action. There's an XKCD post in which the male stick figure says "Make me a sandwich." then the female says "No way!" and then the male says "Sudo-make me a sandwich." and the female is forced to say "OK" because of the Sudo command.
ABRACADABRA! You are now a sandwich.