A man with his partner in a chinese restaurant, was having a discussion and wanted to know what religion the chinese were. His partner said there were all sorts. They had Buddhists, some christians etc. And jews said the other. I have never heard of Chinese jews he retorted.
Let's settle this, he said; when the waiter came past, he called him over. He asked him: Is there any Chinese Jews? The waiter looked puzzled, said excuse me a minute and walked into the kitchen. A few minutes later he returned. Sorry sir, He said; Chef say there is Orange juice, Tomato juice, apple juice; no Chinese Juice.
Where ignorance is bliss ....
A Man walks into a bar; Ouch! it was an Iron bar.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, hey why the long face?
Lol. Yes. You wouldn't want me, though. My blood is tainted.