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Hey , i just met you , and this is crazy ......
I didn't even let him finished -_-
i wish people did this to me
oh believe me it was one time ,, n i didn't like it :/ , stay awesome <3
i just like the song xD
me too :3
He must be a carlie ray jaspen fan ;___;
LOL yeah XD
In my freshman year, I was in a sophomore science class. I was surrounded by a bunch of sophomore boys who used stupid, horrible pick up lines on me just about everyday. It ranged anywhere from Harry Potter to Chemistry to fart pickup lines.
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
At a Halloween party a few years ago, I had a guy come up to me and say, "I'd die to get your phone number."
I was dressed as the Reaper. He was dressed as Jesus.
The irony....painful, painful irony....
It gets better, though. He left the party with a nun.
All the pickup lines are cheezy.. It's just how one presents.
I don't find you attractive but would you like to ****?