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Hey , i just met you , and this is crazy ......



I didn't even let him finished -_-

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lololololololol XD

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i wish people did this to me

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oh believe me it was one time ,, n i didn't like it :/ , stay awesome <3

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i just like the song xD

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me too :3

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He must be a carlie ray jaspen fan ;___;

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LOL yeah XD

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In my freshman year, I was in a sophomore science class. I was surrounded by a bunch of sophomore boys who used stupid, horrible pick up lines on me just about everyday. It ranged anywhere from Harry Potter to Chemistry to fart pickup lines.

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"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

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At a Halloween party a few years ago, I had a guy come up to me and say, "I'd die to get your phone number."



I was dressed as the Reaper. He was dressed as Jesus.



The irony....painful, painful irony....



It gets better, though. He left the party with a nun.

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All the pickup lines are cheezy.. It's just how one presents.

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