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midnightstoker midnightstoker 46-50, M 3 Answers Dec 19, 2012 in Hobbies

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no you hear the sound of a horse and then the following

ARTHUR: [halting] Whoa there!

[PATSY halts, with a final clop-clop]

ENGLISH GUARD #1: [atop wall] Halt! Who goes there?

ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot, king of the Britons, defeator of the

Saxons, sovereign of all England!

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GUARD #1: Pull the other one!

ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of

knights who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?

ARTHUR: Yes!

GUARD #1: You’re using coconuts!

ARTHUR: What?

GUARD #1: You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ’em together.

ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia,

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LOL! Yes I can!

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