I haven't mutilated anybody, but I did get pretty pissed off at this one drunk so I took a dump in his cars A/C filter.
Well, it was winter, so he's almost guaranteed to turn on the heater and warm it up.
I was walking home from the el station one day because I'd had car trouble. As I was coming up to where my car was parked on the street, I thought I saw someone sitting in it. Sure enough, there was. So as I was passing it, I noticed the door was unlocked. I turned sharply and yanked the door open. The guy started coming out of it with my jack handle in his hand. So I grabbed the jack handle with my hands, put my foot under his armpit, and started twisting it out of his grasp. Once I'd done that, he turned and grabbed what looked like one of those "steering wheel clubs". Then I started beating on his "club" with my jack handle. After what must have been a few seconds (but seemed a lot longer to me at the time) I decided that beating on the club was not the most efficient way to disarm him, so I started beating on his fingers and hands which were holding the club. Withing seconds I had shattered the club, but he seemed to continue advancing toward me. Then I started beating on his head, continuing until he went down and covered himself up. About this time another guy came up to me and said "leave him alone, man, he ain't doin nothing to you" and I raised the jack handle and yelled "No, and you're not doing anything to me either" at which point the guy took off. Meanwhile, the first guy is laying on the ground in front of me in a pool of blood, moaning. Within seconds, a cop car came whizzing around the corner towards me and stopped. The cops got out of the car and asked me what was going on. So I told them the story I just related. The cops took me aside, out of view, patted me on the back and said "Good work, mister".
I AM the weapon and deterrent. The most potent weapon is the one you carry around in your cranium.
My brother has little sister fingernail scars all over his arms. He would grab my hair or take something. I'd sink my fingernails into his arms until he let go of my hair or my toys. He was SO mean to me!!! I hated him! He even tried to drown me in my grandmas pool a couple times. He also has a permanent bump under his eye from me. I was 6 and he was 8...we were at the cabin and my Dad always pulled us in sleds behind the truck on the roads. My brother would always try to push me off, in a fake playful manner to make it look like 'an accident' (like him pushing me underwater at grandma's pool)...you should have seen the evil in his eyes. We had a little snowboard type thing I was standing on. I finally got my balance and I was doing really good, then he kicked my legs from the tube he was sitting in. I fell super hard and hurt my ankle. My Dad stopped to wait for me. I was STEAMING with anger. It's like everything he's done to me since I was a baby just exploded. As I limped back with tears in my eyes to the ropes on the truck something came over me. I grabbed the little snowboard and swung it (thin edge) right to his face...over and over until my Dad stopped me. I probably got a good 6 swing in, 4 to the face. Mind you I was 6 playing ba<x>seball on a co-ed team for 10 year olds. I had the best swing of anyone on the team...I swung HARD. I know I sound like the evil one, but I can't tell you all the things he's done to me before I was even 5. I remember everything. I'm 26 and he's 28 now...and he still has a bump under his eye.
It felt good. It still feels good to think about it LOL. We get along now of course, but I'll never forget the things he's done to me.
Odd question... I once lost a fight to someone who knew muai thai, took a knee to my nose which seperated one of my nostrils from my face. Few years later I had somebody in a similar position so I tried it, pretty sure the same happened to him.<br />
Ps, my nose is fine... Just a scar now.
I have verbally and emotionally mutilated people. Those are the scars that hurt the most that no one sees.
never, and I'd shudder at the idea geeze
That's a bad question for EP, I hope you are not serious?
I HOPE SHE IS SERIOUS
tr.v. mu·ti·lat·ed, mu·ti·lat·ing, mu·ti·lates
1. To deprive of a limb or an essential part; cripple.
2. To disfigure by damaging irreparably: mutilate a statue. See Synonyms at batter1.
3. To make imperfect by excising or altering parts.
It is the dictionary definition of the word "mutilate" which you used, hence my first comment.
I can see you are impressed ;-)
CHOPPED THEIR PENIS OFF