LAUGH loud and SQUIRM when he so much as touches you.
Guys LOVE it when they can force you to laugh...its music to
their ears, (kinky bastards!).
It works, even when you don't want it to,
(even more so if you're not faking it!).
Guys will chase you down and ravish
you if they hear you lol hard.
Your married, it's impossible now.
I am sure you are. The down part he's used to you now. Maybe I am wrong. Could be a mind-altering drug out there. His mind would go back when he first met you.
A ********* with your best GF?
You mean it wouldn't work?
Get a bunch of old-school striped tubesocks like these:
and parade around the house wearing nothing but those socks, panties and a little rib-knit spaghetti strap tank top.
Talk to him openly and honestly. Find out what drives him crazy. Talk about fantasies and go with it.
To a point. Guys like mystery so don't
talk it to death, JUST DO IT, like tie him
down, find all his "spots" then when
he's all out of breath and h*rny get
on top and RIDE 'EM COWGIRL!
If you find some genuinely ticklish spots then you've hit
the jackpot. Be sure to wrap his wrists and ankles with
silk scarves or soft towels so his wild struggles won't
irritate his skin. When he starts begging you to stop
THEN you know you're doin' good, (they don't really
want you to stop-it just feels very KOOL to helplessly
BEG FOR IT-lol- got LOTS of experience with this).
Oh yeah when you got him tied THEN is the time to
play talk. Guys love it! "Goochie Goochie" drives me
insane, along with an evil laugh telling him you're
not stopping EVER- (bwaaahahahahahaha!).
You're married to him and don't know??? How are we supposed to know.
Better to ask him this .. than strangers really. He would know what he likes.
DO SOME DRUGS.
GIVE UP THE A NAL CANAL
I CANT BUT THANKS...... FOR WORRING ABOUT ME