A ********* with your best GF?
You mean it wouldn't work?
LAUGH loud and SQUIRM when he so much as touches you.<br />
Guys LOVE it when they can force you to laugh...its music to<br />
their ears, (kinky bastards!).
It works, even when you don't want it to,
(even more so if you're not faking it!).
Guys will chase you down and ravish
you if they hear you lol hard.
Your married, it's impossible now.
I am sure you are. The down part he's used to you now. Maybe I am wrong. Could be a mind-altering drug out there. His mind would go back when he first met you.
Get a bunch of old-school striped tubesocks like these: <br />
and parade around the house wearing nothing but those socks, panties and a little rib-knit spaghetti strap tank top.
You're married to him and don't know??? How are we supposed to know.
Better to ask him this .. than strangers really. He would know what he likes.
DO SOME DRUGS.
GIVE UP THE A NAL CANAL
I CANT BUT THANKS...... FOR WORRING ABOUT ME