the fastest way would be to cut off your legs.
damn. beat me to it.
This was gonna be my witty answer but you beat me to it
chocolates, strawberries, sweet cakes, ice cream, sherbet, halo-halo, cheesecake, crepes
Depends on how much overweight that person is to start with (assuming they are overweight at all). The usual way is to cut down calories, increase exercise, and be sure to eat constantly (small meals, not one big meal), be sure to eat breakfast (don't skip it), and don't eat 5 hours before bedtime.
Put down the fork and step away from the kitchen....Joking, eat properly and exercise, 2 things I will never do!
If you are dolly parton you can get a breast reduction
Count calories, eat less and workout more, long cardio sessions combined with strength training to maintain muscle.
You have had a heart problem before, I remember.
Crash diets can damage the heart.
I recommend you lose no more than 2 pounds a week.
I agree with the cute kitty. Stop Eating. But you will get sick and gain all the weight back.
Run and do Insanity.