dont screw with your hair...dont...go to a hairstylist please...i'm begging you.
If you want to enjoy your haircut, DO NOT cut it yourself! Go to your usual salon and have your regular hairdresser do it. Just sit back and enjoy every snip or bzzzt! <br />
If the cut you want is a simple one and you have a friend who's good with scissors or clippers, have that friend do it. Wine and pizza and you've got a party with YOU as the entertainment.