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How can I get that monkey off my back ?

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Asked By: Frankinweenie 41-45, M  7 months ago

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    KaleidoscopeMind - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by KaleidoscopeMind Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:12AM

    Give him back the cocaine you stole from his masters

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9 Answers to "How can I get that monkey off my back ?"

  1. hughgo - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by hughgo Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:12AM

    better to have a monkey on your back than a fat chick

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  2. milander - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by milander Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:47AM

    give it a cold turkey...

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  3. dawinla - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by dawinla Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:44AM

    Buy another monkey of the opposite gender.

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  4. MaouTsaou - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MaouTsaou Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:27AM

    I suggest an ocelot... how do you get the ocelot off? Python maybe? how do you get.... look man I don't know why you swallowed the fly in the first place... if you ask me... nevermind. Mongoose maybe? I'll sweat Ricki Ticki Tavi in the morning

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  5. BennDover - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by BennDover Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:14AM

    Tell him you're not interested in sex tonight.....j/k :)

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  6. MissSass - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by MissSass Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:13AM

    Run under a really low hanging branch and it might knock him right off!!

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  7. reigirl - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by reigirl Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:12AM

    Play nice on the outside, but on the inside...

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  8. SiriusFXM - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by SiriusFXM Sep 25th, 2012 at 1:11AM

    Use the gun.

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