Be a judge on American Idol, obviously.
wear some official uniform , police army anything and go to random women and go like your husband died today in a car acciedent merry christmas
Squirt gun filled with onion juice.
*shrug* Tear gas?
Poke them in the eyes
Wolfie! ⁀⌣⁀ I love you ❤
::hugs tight:: how did I make you sad? :[ no sad face! smile! <3333