watch or read something sad

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Chop an onion? Watch those ASPCA commercials?

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you just have to be like "oh my god oh my god oh my god!! why is this happening to me this isn't fair :'( oh my god. you hate me!! why do you hate me?!?..." i dunno something like that but it works better if you say it in your head. Its like you build up hysteria for no reason and you can feel the emotion building up but then you don't know why and then you can just cry about anything.

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Think of the Obama re election.

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Read one of GrayDay's poems. They are so bad they would make anyone cry

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Slam your toe on the chest at the foot of your bed. Works for me every time.

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Imagine yourself as a conservative. That would sure make ME cry.

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Ah liberals.......how low your Messiah has fallen.

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A needle under your nail should do it...

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Think of something that happened that is really sad and upsetting. And keep exploring the feeling you get when you think about it, and keep at it keep at it till it becomes too much and then it shall pour.

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Poke yourself in your cornea.

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Ain't the time to be cryingg :)

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