You will need a hook , a hot water bottle and a long tube with a sprinkler on the end ....... et voilà !
I will send you a nice English butler to take care of it.
with water bed... just stab the bed
They need to make this ^
With a garden hose and an entry of "mattress shopping" on your next to do list.
*throws water on you* thats how
need a bowl and water in a bottle
Close your eyes and dream of being in the shower.
so you're telling me you've figured out how to **** and pee while in bed?