it happens to me when I see Madonna or Lady Gaga
I was always told, you could shrink clothes by soaking them in boiling water, then take them out and immediately dip them in cold water. You could try that. It might work.
Join a cult and get castrated... just don't drink the koolaide
Live a long life. Check them out on your 80th birthday.
Cut the vas deferens and the blood supply...
you don,t want to do that they shrink by age. but horeshole101 is right but you will lose your hair as well.
Get that double hernia surgery you've been avoiding all those years....
Make a dog bite them
Y WOULD YOU WANT TOOO?
i can;t help you there...it's never been a problem for me
Get in a hot tub.
If you cut one off that will make you have half of what you had in effect shrinkage!