How can I tell if I'm American ?
15 Answers to "How can I tell if I'm American ?"
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If you eat everything in huge portions then you are!
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Look down if you can't see your toes you're know..... :P
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If you get your genitals groped in the airport, you're an american
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There are a number of tests you can do. Especially if you live here in the UK.
Such as:-
A/ Does your car seem to be able to make its own way to McDonalds?
B/ Do you find yourself saying 24/7 instead of "all day"?
C/ Do you wear a checked shirt over a T Shirt?
D/ Do you refer to America as the US of A?
E/ Are you really fat?
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oh uh...even though I was born here, according to your list; I may NOT be an American. lol...I have always felt closer to my European roots; maybe this is why!!!! lolLike (1)
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Ah you mean your car heads for "Pret a Manger" instead of McDonalds? lol
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Look on your right butt cheek for "made in china".. if it's not there.. then you're OK...
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If people ask you to stop telling us where you come from?
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If you live in the greatest country in the world
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Dress like a six year old (shorts and t-shirt) with a large soda in your hand.
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If You don't have an opposable thumb then you probably are.
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*sigh*
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*sticks out tongue* :)Like (1)
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*smacks you with a pillow* :)
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u dance funny have a bow and arrow and eat haluciagenic cactus and think ur a bear
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If You Live In America
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are you from america if so your american
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whose asking?
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by FordPrefect42 1 May 27th, 2012 at 9:51AM
You might be an American if...
the nation's flag you proudly wave was made in China.
you speak only one language, and poorly.
the one thing your country still makes well is bombs.
your former President was a retarded coke head.
your country has been called "arrogant" by France and "overly aggressive" by Germany.
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