Hump your leg?
Licks my face after he has licked his own balls, now that is love.
does he lick your balls? hahaha.....
He doesn't bite as hard
Lock him in the trunk of your car for an hour. If he wags his tail after letting him out, he likes you. Don't try this with your significant other.
has he been humping you recently? does he have any plans for you two for Valentine's Day?