Don't tell it
Never tell a soul
Write all yer secrets in a paper.. and burn them.
ha ha ha
i don't talk about the words or situations that will lead to that secret because i think somebody who you are talking to,, will suspect you and
they will torture or be annoying just to spill the beans...
Make it so obvious/ridiculous/exaggerated thateveryone will think you were fibbing
I don't find that hard. I know a lot of things about a lot of people, they have ask me not to tell anyone and I never have. These "secrets" will go to the grave with me. I block them out of my mind.
Easy - I just imagine what happens if it got out, the people who'd get hurt, the guilt I'd feel, the drama it'll cause, hate drama. Or you can always decline the offer of being told the secret, say you don't want to know
Only tell yourself.
I hide many things for a long time, but they are not really secrets I think, I just never bring them up and avoid talking about it.