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How can you tell if your Partner is a zombie?

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Asked By: lovelywings 31-35, F  3 months ago

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    wurzelnator - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by wurzelnator 1 Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:42AM

    Oral sex wont be very enjoyable

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7 Answers to "How can you tell if your Partner is a zombie?"

  1. linklock - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by linklock Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:42AM

    When you wake up and feel a little dumber every morning is a sure sign of it.

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  2. amodelcitizen - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by amodelcitizen Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:47AM

    skin falling off, red or bloodshot eyes, slow movements, drooling, incoherent mumbling

    oh...and if he says he wants to eat you, it's not what you're hoping he means ;-p

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  3. curvydonna - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by curvydonna Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:44AM

    he is ,thats why i prefere girls

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  4. SilenceEvermore - 18-21 years old

    Posted by SilenceEvermore Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:43AM

    They voted for Obama.

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  5. MikeWinther - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MikeWinther Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:42AM

    Hair is all over the place, Mumbling, slow staggered steps... or it could be that they just woke up too

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  6. deadpig - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by deadpig Mar 20th, 2013 at 5:53AM

    smell of rotten flesh is a give away

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