Stood too close to the microwave with the cracked door
Too much scotch....
I ruined my liver with pills and alcohol.
Put my face in the ****.. That's why it's gold..;)
Hahaha!! U know.. ;)
From a bottle
lol... bleached hair and fake tanned skin... thats me lol
Im preggo D;
Errm, I hugged that freshly painted Buddha!
ugh no lol