text her.<br />
you: your ex is attractive<br />
her: who? <br />
you: me!!!! Bye!!!
The same way you would with anyone else.
Slip out the backjack,<br />
make a new plan stan,<br />
don't need to be coy roy,<br />
just listen to me,<br />
Hop off the bus gus<br />
drop off the quay Lee<br />
Get a Hooker Brooker<br />
Just get yourself free.
tell her your real age.
Tell her you want to play choo-choo train?
tell her you hope she likes history because she is.
ask her permission?
or you could just hide from her
the possibilities are endless really
Tell the police!