smile and nod your head alot
do this...ready?...think about how you'll feel when you have to bury her..now..still want to ignore your mum?
listen to this lady!
Pretend to listen, nodd your head and agree with her. I do it all the time, it avoids arguments and it gets over and done with quicker. Remeber agree with everything she says, even if you think it's a load of BS.
slam the door in her face
send her my way i will calm her down
Yes, just be polite. My mother didn't like me.... our relationship was very strained, as a kid, I just didn't understand why my siblings had more value than me. Good luck!
find a book and read or pretend you have this project over the summer and read your heart out
I don't think that's possible, but you would not be the first to try.