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You're not a werewolf...

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Yes I am

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They don't exist in the physical realm...

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Yep

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Subtly. Wait until our werecubis born

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Lol

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Bite her *** and she'll learn the hard way " Butt Be gentle :-)

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Howl, scratch like crazy at her door at night, and leave dead bodies parts at the door for her to find in the morning

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Ahh. You got a cat ey? :)

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a few

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just walk up to her in your emo costume and cry. then say i am a lycanthrope!! in the most over dramatic way you can.

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Shakespearian?

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She's been waiting for you to come to her, as the she wolf of your local pack you will be seen as a threat . Don't do it

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she probably knows deep down

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Well, if you're 70+, she's probably in her nineties.
She's probably heard it all, little you could say would shock her.

In seriousness: if you say this, you will get a "that's nice dear" response. Because, like gods, angels, demons, dragons, vampires, and invisible pink unicorns, werewolves don't exist. People who believe they are one, just want to be magical and special, and can't face normalcy.

So, unless you can actually *transform right in front of her for proof* ("oh no, I must always keep myself under control, because in my were-form I might not be able to control my animal lusts and might hurt her!")... I'd recommend to just not embarrass yourself by revealing your delusional fantasies to her.

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Psh. Who hasn't seen an Invisible Pink Unicorn .... Your cray cray

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Eat her face.

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Bit extreme innit?

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Eat all of her limbs then. Wuss!

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Medication time issit? Oo

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If you say so. Just yell for your mom, she has your medication.

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not you too??? aaaaaaagh!

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Hoooooowl

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=D

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