How do you beat God?

Just in case the big lug goes rogue one day.

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I beat him last night with a straight flush. Those river cards were not kind to him.

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SleepingLion	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:58PM Isn't he/she/it unfathomable? There's gotta be a loophole! watches Dogma Rated: +3Vote for this!
EmotionalTendenci es	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:22AM By using logic and reason ;) Rated: +3Vote for this!
g9	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:23AM Denied him ,and his authority over you . Rated: +2Vote for this!
RedWirenut	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:02AM With obstinate obsequious obedience. Be on the winning team. Rated: +2Vote for this!
allofus	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:11AM Lets see, God: infinate power, infinate knowledge, infinate awareness, no life span because He always was and always will be. You: created being, limited power, limited knowledge, limited awarness, and an infamtismal life span, can not exisist with out His creation, can not leave the earth without surrounding yourself with the things of earth, can not take to much heat or cold, when beaten nailed to a cross and spear put in your side and you die you stay that way. Uhmm, you lose dude, God rules. His rules his win. Rated: +2Vote for this!
Pendark	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:47PM You beat God the same way you beat The devil: You hedge all your bets with a strict adherence to what is right, just, honorable, true, and fair; living your life as best you can and setting the best example you can for others, regardless of whether or not they exist. Then if they don't exist...so what? And if they do exist...so what? You were still you to the best of your ability. Rated: +2Vote for this!
sush1974	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:47PM Hi, You can make him surrender to you by your love. However how to make love is what you should understand. Love making by body is known to us however how to make love by soul which is the one to be done to GOD, is not known. You have to discover this by meditation explained by Vihangam Yoga organisation. Try to get in touch with them and try it out. You will get the ever lasting pleasure which is far beyond your imagination.. Try it out :) Rated: +2Vote for this!
CorneaGenii	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:20AM Gods are given power by those who worship them. Ignore him, and he'll go away. Now if you want to beat him as in overpower and defeat him...well...good luck with that. Just for sh*ts and giggles, you can always hit Him with the Omnipotence paradox, and watch Him go all red in the face. Rated: +2Vote for this!
sosilly	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:23AM I guess by choosing not to believe in him. Well no, that only works until you die. Then maybe oooops, there is a god and you spend forever with the other guy, who is probably alot funner now then he will be later. Rated: +2Vote for this!
gee	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 4:22AM challenge itt to a game of hide and seek. Rated: +1Vote for this!
lleigh33	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 3:08AM If he goes rogue one day you better start praying. Why even ask that? Do you really believe all the armies in the world could beat god? I think not! Rated: +1Vote for this!
GodsBeloved	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 8:41AM why in the world would you want to beat God? In fact, he's the only person who loves us as we are, accepts us and has done something about our situation.. Even when you want to beat him..he still loves you and there's nothing you can do to make him stop loving you.. Rated: +1Vote for this!
StMyer14	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:14PM id say with an axe Rated: +1Vote for this!
luckypickle	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:24PM if i had a four of a kind and he was playing a full house...i'd beat him :) Rated: +1Vote for this!
humptydumpty85	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:26PM call in the ''A D POLICE'' they are trained to handle rogue boomers...so i'd say they could handle him.... Rated: +1Vote for this!
snarkbite	Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:57PM with a stick...a really,really big stick. Rated: +1Vote for this!
KittyChanel	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 3:32AM Oh yeah that'll happen! Rated: +1Vote for this!
pukirahe	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 5:25AM From time immemorial lots of people have tried in vain, because God is the Omnipotent, the Omnipresent. Rated: +1Vote for this!
idolno1	Posted Jul 28th, 2009 at 12:00PM I wouldn't trust anyone but him with that kind of power. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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