Why boats are better than women <br />
Boats only need their fluids changed every year.<br />
Boats curves never sag.<br />
Boats last longer.<br />
Boats don't get pregnant.<br />
You can ride a Boat any time of the month.<br />
Boats don't have parents.<br />
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.<br />
You can share your Boat with your friends.<br />
If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.<br />
You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.<br />
If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.<br />
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.<br />
When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.<br />
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.<br />
Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.<br />
If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.<br />
You can have a beer while riding your Boat.<br />
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.<br />
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.<br />
You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.<br />
If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.<br />
You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.<br />
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.<br />
Boats always feel like going for a ride.<br />
Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.<br />
Boats don't care if you are late.<br />
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.<br />
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.<br />
If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.<br />
You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.
Boats are holes in the water that you pour money into!<br />
The two best days of boat ownership are:<br />
The day you buy it; and<br />
the day you sell it!<br />
Damn i dont know any witty boat jokes.....ummm....theyre cool -thumbs up-
I love sailing. My Dad owns a sailing yacht so I get to sail, he pays the bills. This arrangement suits me :)
I love them, but don't really have the urge to want to buy one. I'd like to have a friend with one. I'd like that friend to have horses too. Yeah, horses are good.
wish i had my own house boat
I like them, sailboats especially.
I'm going to own one later in life.
I love boats and hoes.
Boat: A large hole in the water in which you pore money.
I enjoy being on or near the water, so boats are great.
Resist the urge to buy one
They're plotting something. I just know it.