rainbowdasher rainbowdasher 18-21, F 21 Answers Jan 28, 2013 in Hobbies

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Why boats are better than women

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.

Boats curves never sag.

Boats last longer.

Boats don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.

Boats don't have parents.

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.

If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.

Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.

If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Boat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.

You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.

If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.

Boats don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.

If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.

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Boats are holes in the water that you pour money into!

The two best days of boat ownership are:

The day you buy it; and

the day you sell it!



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Damn i dont know any witty boat jokes.....ummm....theyre cool -thumbs up-

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I love sailing. My Dad owns a sailing yacht so I get to sail, he pays the bills. This arrangement suits me :)

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I love them, but don't really have the urge to want to buy one. I'd like to have a friend with one. I'd like that friend to have horses too. Yeah, horses are good.

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wish i had my own house boat

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I like them, sailboats especially.

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I'm going to own one later in life.

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I love boats and hoes.

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Boat: A large hole in the water in which you pore money.

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I enjoy being on or near the water, so boats are great.

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Resist the urge to buy one

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They're plotting something. I just know it.

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