It wouldn't be hard
Ha! Well now I understand, I've just been flirting with the wrong type! Geez...
he wouldn't have a *****
he's not wearing those dark glass 'cause he's blind......and that DOG??? well - you know.....
he'd be the fully clothed guy with a dog on a handle, asking everybody for directions.
it is easy, just take off the nearest man's eyeballs
the same way you'd find anyone else. because your not blind .
he's the one not pitching a tent
He is the one feeling everyone ? I don't know and I am a nudist too.
Maybe he's the one without a b%ner.