get her a young stud with a big one she will say it
Step on her foot?
Ask her if she wants a full cup of tea or only half a cup. Sometimes she will choose Ha-****-Up.
Ask her to say frack repeatedly at some point it'll sound like she's saying fūck
Tell her that her house was burnt down, all of her cats and her photo albums and her husband were burnt to ashes.
annoy her- but don't try it. What kind of f***er would want to make a sweet old lady curse?
Say "your social security has been cancelled."
Convince her that she is Irish.
that of cut her off, had a lady couple months ago flip me off, nothing more funny than an old lady flipping you off, the look of an old hand clinched up with just the middle finger sticking out, old people flip off diff, after she saw me busting up she cracked a smile, i waved like i'm sorry she drove off,
Drive it home???