...I completely read this wrong. D: haha.

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When he tells you sad stories.

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you get down from a goose,not an elephant...Silly!

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Ohh nooo, I can't believe I'm smiling at that (I have a really vague recollection that I've hears it before). My great aunty gurt used to always repeat a joke about an elephant; "If and Elephants foot covers a sqare foot, what does it's tail cover?' 'Don't know auntie'. 'He he he, it's arse'. Another favourite of hers was; 'Our Mary Anne, she doesn't give a damn, she lifts up her petticoat and ****** like a man'. Surprisingly the same rhyme is in James Joyce's 'Ulysses', so it must be an old joke, cos I bet old Gurt never read that!

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Same way you got on but in reverse !

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Abseil down it's backside using its' tail as the rope.

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