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Gemzaayy Gemzaayy 26-30, F 12 Answers Jul 6, 2012

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If you take the lead out it comes back to life.

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Even if i cook it for sunday lunch?

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Best to decapitate it and stake it's heart, just to be sure then. Oh and baste it with lemon.

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How about bunging it in the deep fat fryer?

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That'll probably do it.

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Shoot the danged thing with steel shot, then you can use a large magnet.

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A bag, a scalpel, and a river

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I have never hunted with a shot gun...chew carefully

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Me neither but its the only chance Ive got of hitting the fcking thing :-P

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Put the parrot in the blender on 7 or 8 for 2 minutes. The lead shot will fall to the bottom.

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lol!

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They're quite boney, you know

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Bugger. :-P

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Do not kill your neighbors bird

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Aww why? lol

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Just get rid of the neighbor

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Good point :-P

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