Put on a green wig and pretend to be an oompa loompa
Try lemon juice or toothpaste.
Don't worry, there's a reality show for that.
I heard rubbing a lemon on it works :) why is everyone obsessed with tans? Natural tans are nice but fake ones are terrible.
Don't put it on in the first place , it's disgusting
What does a pretty girl such as yourself need fake tan for anyways?
Oooh that's a tough one. Being tan sucks anyway :P
Just hide out for awhile and read a good book.