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I go to Wal-Mart after midnight and "accidentally" run my cart into other people's carts and after the apology I inquire about some item in their cart and act really interested, even if it's just mushroom soup mix.



Then if they are articulate and seem to be self assured and assertive, and have friends, I just leave them alone.



But if the person is barely able to make sentences and seems somewhat scared and meek and is shopping all alone, I smile and tell them "Thanks!"



When those people go out to their cars I follow them and knock them out and take them home with me and then they become my New Friend!

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you have done well grasshopper,

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Do You shop at Wal-Mart? ...... Late at night?

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so that was YOU!!!!!!!! *laughing*

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Well ... there's not all that many Red Robots ya know ....

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but it was Halloween... and you had a owl suit on.. lol

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did you know owls have no butt-hole really no butt. Can't tell him to shove it, sO i'm thinkin that birds fowl and just don't give a sh!t.

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actually... owls do have a butt...

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Remind me not to shop there.

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LMAO

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Lol... Good plan :)

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I add extra mirrors in the house

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i do the same thing!

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I would, but I can't stand to look at myself. Any of myselves. <3

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Haha

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Friends? Is that a new Pokemon?

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terrific

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LAUGH. OUT. LOUD.

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HA!

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U think its funny why???

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You just can't explain FUNNY! ... Either it is or it isn't!
The pure act of explaining ruins the "funny"

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What's funny to u might not b to me

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Perhaps u b rite

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Log onto EP :)

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Welcome to the bandwagon :P haha!!!

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EP is more a place to forget about your lack of friends than it is a place to acquire them!

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Thanks for the morale boost...

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What is this "new friends" thing you speak of? Is that possible?

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I wait for them to meet me :) I need to get better at this...

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Do YOU shop at WAL-MART ?? !! :D

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Yes but I do NOT meet people in walmart :)

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Try it my way! You'll make lots of Friends! I have 7! One still talks!

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I feel this is my way too..

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Me, too!

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It's a lot of us out there I see! Good to know :)

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Honestly, if you vibrate positivity, you will attract people.

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But, wouldn't that also get you kicked out of public places if people noticed that noise and your expression?

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Sit alone and wait for them to come to me and cry because no one comes. No one ever comes. My 57 stuffed and mounted cats keep me company

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I'll meet you at Wal-Mart tonight .... we can talk! ;)

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Ok I hope I wake up in your closet with no memory and we can be friends ;)

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If you're really cute you might wake up tied to the bed, rather than in that stuffy old closet, and we can be great friends ... Just stay away from my cat! ... OK?

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I wanna join the convo too (:

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Thank God my cats are indoor cats.

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So are mine..... ;)

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I'd stop by and give a pleasant word or two

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Thank God mine are house cats.

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Thank god my cat can breath!

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I smile at strangers and tell them "Isn't life wonderful?"

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Be nice to people. Be yourself.

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I don't know... I never could make friends. I think it has something to do with the fact that I hate most people.

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Error 404.

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BE SINCERE ..... show an honest interest in them .... threat them with respect from the get ..... Isn't this what everyone wants?

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I don't. It just happens.

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Good answer!

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Dang, you're cute!

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finding that common denominator...

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Commonality

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When I am with someone I do not know, I walk up to them and give them my best smile. I extent my hand and say my name is Mae it is nice to meet you

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If I knew, I might be better off than I am now lol. Most of my friendships are created online.

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Snap Crackle and Pop to your reply, sames.. I find just randomly talking to strangers in parks and hoping they be your lif long friend, type of thing, too desperate and defo not me! It smacks of creepy, serial killer type of scenario. I could not just go up to them and invade their space in public........

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lol I've never been one to care or be uncomfortable if people approach me and strike up a convo. I'm very extraverted, but I rarely make the move to start socializing. Oh well, my loss I spose.

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Mostly through friends I've already made.

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I am a little shy but then once you actually get talking to me I never shut up.

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In the McDonalds Playplace. That is where I met all my friends as kid and still do.

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