Screw eliminating caffeine!! I don't drink coffee, but I have to have my caffeine!
Get up and do something.
I pop a "ripped freak" pill. Or drink a 5 hour energy.
First you get a coke bottle, some lithium ion batteries, psuedoephedrine, and drain cleaner. Then stop, set it all aside, and make some coffee.
I love it, your hilarious!!
10 minute nap